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Hamster Heart

Feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried.

Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.
"Hey do you see the cop that's following us?"
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."

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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."
by Thefish July 11, 2017
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Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.
Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.
by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017
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spazz hamster

A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.
Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.
by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008
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idea hamster

Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.
"Paul is a crazy idea hamster; he gave me at least 4 plot bunnies."
by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013
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Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.
Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021
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Holding the Hamster

verb: To have an erection
"Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."
by psychoturkey April 11, 2010
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hamster

1.) Verb, HAM-STUR, to hamster, in order to survive one will eat its young. To hamster is to eat your offspring.
2.) Noun, HAM-STUR, (See ninja) A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.
1.) The other day, I got a little rumble n my tummy, and so I decided to go hamster on my children.
2.) The hamster ate the nine year old's whole birthday party because someone dropped a spoon.
by THE BOB March 6, 2004
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