A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.

In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.

Oliver Hale by BBQ Sauce Slut June 12, 2018

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Lucius Hale

Arkhion V. Svanhild's abunjing abunjing, safe place, moon, and his one and only.

many people doesn't want arkhion and Lucius Hale together but despite that, they still love each other no matter what other people will.

Lucius Hale by arkius June 25, 2021

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Jake Hale

a cute, funny, great kisser, that i will love till the end of time:)

hey its Jake Hale??
hes cute

Jake Hale by maureengray November 30, 2011

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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

Jasper Hale disease by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

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