Hairy Jimmy

When you shave your privates and have sex immediately after without cleaning up so pubes stay inside her.

Well I just shaved you ready for a hairy Jimmy.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 20, 2016

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Haffy

A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.

"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."

by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018

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Hairy Shit

A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.

Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!

by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019

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1. A benign (but disgusting) bacterial growth in the mouth that causes the tongue to become black and fuzzy. May spread to the teeth.

2. The grossest thing ever.

3. The side effect listed on the back of Pepto-Bismol packaging as "a harmless darkening of the tongue."

4. The #1 reason to never take Pepto-Bismol.

You: I woke up this morning with Black Hairy Tongue.
Friend: Ew. You shouldn't have taken pepto before bed!

by Kiwi27777 December 13, 2009

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Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 9, 2008

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Hairy Legz

When you have the rainforest growing on your legs. Most women will think you are hot and will want to go to Olive Garden for free breadsticks with you.

Damn I bet his Hairy Legz take him to Olive Garden all the time.

Hey I just discovered a new animal in your Hariy Legz Bro.
Your Hairy Legz are so sexy I bet you get all the girls when you go to Olive Gardens.

by abomassalbinkie January 31, 2017

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hairymanfeet635

hairymanfeet635 is the true peek of beauty, it's so mesmerizing to look at, it can make anyone fall in love in one glance. The way those hairy feet looks like is just so astonishing. In short words, hairymanfeet635 is the new standards for beauty.

did you see the new fashion trend? Its hairymanfeet635

by josukesstrandofhair January 24, 2022

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