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gauck

The act of fucking a girl doggy style and simultaenously inserting two fingers into her asshole.
"Yo man this girl was a freak.. I was hittin it from behind and she told me to finger her asshole, so I gave her what she wanted and I gaucked the shit out of her"
by oorah January 27, 2006
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Guack

When someone is constantly nagging or yelling at you non-stop over the most little things and least worried and mattered problems in the world, yet they would constantly make a big deal out of it by nagging and yelling the living daylights out of you.
My mom is going to GUACK the hell out of me because I miss a millimeter spot on a plate when I was doing the dishes.

My wife kept guacking at me because I was half a second late home for dinner.
by Yang Out w/ my Wang Out March 17, 2008
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Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022
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guck

When you do a typo. For exemple, when you want to write fuck but you do a typo and write guck. Because of this typo (that I make regularely) you call any typo a guck.
(chatting on MSN)

person 1: sorry... but i cant make it to your party

person 2: (very frustrated) what the guck!!!!!!!!

person 1: guck?????

person 2: fuck* sry bout that

person 1: dnt worry bout it bud i guck a lot 2

person 1: dont* lol
by kicknickinthenet December 20, 2007
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Gluck

When you shake the other teams hands at the start of a team game and say "good luck" to each of them, but you're saying it so quickly and so many times it turns into "Gluck" (abrv. Good luck)
Gluck in your theatre performance mate!
by Mycelium28 October 28, 2017
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Guack

Lupe is guack without her make- up
by BigKali k July 23, 2010
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gunuck

Pronounced ("Guh-Nuck")

1. A "Jackass" or someone who is acting in a stupid / funny manor.
Justin: Hello I am a crazy Italian named Cheesy Luigi!
David V.: Your a Gunuck. . .
by JBOMBS February 18, 2008
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