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Guillotine Gorilla

The anime definition of Jumping the shark

The phrase comes from the Anime Samurai Flamenco . During episode 7 when after the previous 6 episodes establish that series was about a normal guy trying to become a Super hero in a realistic world. Midway through the episode during a drug bust, a random criminal suddenly transforms into a Guillotine Gorilla and kills a few officers. Since that point the show continued to escalate and completely changed the tone of the series.
I stopped watching this show after they pulled a Guillotine Gorilla. It was never the same again.
by The_Last_GhostGuy October 23, 2018
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Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.
Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!
by Superson June 22, 2014
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guido

Guidos today give the whole Italian culture a bad name. Gelled up blow outs, shirts extra small - bout the size my 8 year old niece would wear. Stupid sunglasses worn day and night. Usually all second generation Italians, and either don't speak of word of the language, or have learned just enough to enforce their guido image. Dark hair, waxed eyebrows, fake tans, lots of tacky jewlery. The modern day guido has usually never worked a day in their life (considered among guidos as an on going accomplishment) which leaves themselves babied by mama and papa. Thats right, no matter whos birthday it was for the BMW is still DADDY's bitch! Which brings up another point, Guidos drive BMW's Italians drive Cadillacs assholes. And even realer italians drive fiats and alfo romeos.
The guido doesnt care what his appearance really is, with a gut, skinny arms, a tight track suit and sandals he will still think he is the shit.
Every guido ive seen wears some form of womens facial make-up. Often when the guido does not have a desirable pigment to their eyes they will buy colored contacts.
The guido takes pictures of himself in poses that he wants to seem candid, often these pictures are numerous and the guido selects the 1 of 100 pics to put on his myspace page, which is littered with images of italian flags and the colors red white and green.
The common guido cannot tell you how old the Pope is, or who the leader of italy is. In fact, they probably dont even realize that when they call their father, they are saying the title "POPE" in Italian - (Pope = "papa" in italian, Dad/father = "papa" only pronounced with a sharp accent on the second P)
When guidos claim they beat someone up it is almost always a load of crap. Guidos are pussies. If they have beat someone up then they rallied up their 10-15 other guido friends and all jumped the kid. When guidos are alone they are pussies. I have beaten up 3 so far and will continue as i see fit. The 3 guidos ive beaten up, i have also humiliated them while they were crawling on the ground, messing up their hair, kicking them in the ass, and spitting on them.

Guidos are given there italian names at birth, often during childhood the guido resents this name because he does not fit in, often wanting to be referred to as pete instead of pasquale, or Fred instead of Alfredo, or Frank instead of Francesco. As the guido movement became more popular these same kids put use to their names, making themselves more italian.

My names Raffaele, ive been called Ralphie since forever. I never started correcting people and informing my birth name when i turned 16 you homos.

Real italians look down on the whole guido thing. Real Italians work hard and care about their families. Guidos dont work and hit up their parents for cash. This guido look, its all wigger shit.

Im 100% Italian but im not walking around like an asshole, Im Napolitan and Calabrese if you guidos know what that is, but way before that i'm an american, thats the flag i fly in front of my home, thats the country i live in.

Go take your crap to italy and see how you fit in.
"yo yo yo Mario!!! Whas good we hittin up dem clubs tonight?"
"Nahh yo, my dad took away my Bimma yo, he sayin i put too much mileage on it last week."
"Damn, i feel for you. You wanna hit up the italian club on 25th?"
"Nahh we got kicked out last time by dat guido "
"oh yah, aiight then, ill catch you on the flip side playboy"
"Ciao playa"
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get the guillotine!

saying you use when a girl has a hot body but a nasty face.
"Oh shit, that girl is hot"
-then the face is revealed
"aaaaaaaah, get the guillotine!"
by longschlong silver April 12, 2003
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Guild Wars

A MMORPG like WoW, without the side effects(Loss of Friends/Girlfriend, GPA goes wayy down, etc.)
Billy: OMFG I have a 1337 level 60 in WoW it took me like a Friking year to get him.
Mike: I have a Level 20(Level Cap) in Guild wars + a Girlfriend! Oh yeah Im going to Spiderman 8: Green Goblin's Revenge Part III on Friday. Wanna Come?

Billy: OMFG, you n00b, I dont do things with friends! LOL, I have a raid, LMAO, what do you think I have, A life
by Nad Worc October 27, 2006
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Anti-Guild

A group of people on the online world Gaia Online who are NOT a group of noob-haters/flamers/bashers, or anything else of the sort such as elitists. They are also regulars of the Anti-Sticky or friends of said regulars.
We, the people of the Anti-Guild, are not a group of noob-haters/flamers/bashers, or anything else of the sort such as elitists. This is just a hangout for people who were regulars in the Anti-Sticky and their friends. Nothing more, nothing less.
by Zero Omega April 21, 2005
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Guidonaut

A guidonaut is the rarest form of guido. Much like regular guido's, guidonaut's use so much hair product that it disrupts their normal brain function. These guido's think they are the greatest thing in the universe, because if you let them talk long enough they will likely tell you they have been to space. Guidonaut's are generally rude to male's and downright degrading to women, especially of foreign descent.
Woman: Guess what I got on my test?
Guidonaut: I don't care! Look at my hair.
Woman: 95%
GN: What you beat me, how is that possible, your a woman.
Woman: Excuse me.
GN: Yah well, it doesn't matter, I have been to outerspace in my VeeDub rocketship!!!
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