When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.
by thesaggy April 23, 2018
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whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it
or
Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
or
Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
by Laura Crossley January 10, 2009
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Is the smell of someones breath that resembles that of a fart, or in my cases, Dog Shit. The terminology orginates for the early 14th Century when Aristotle told his Plato (his teacher) that his breath smelt like a Guff.
Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"
Gu- in latin means Dog
FF- in latin means Shit
Origin:
1815–25; perh. imit.
guhff
Guff comes from the Latin word;
Gu.ff.ari.an mean to "Reek"
Gu- in latin means Dog
FF- in latin means Shit
"I can't believe i married that woman, she's got the worst guff breath i've ever encountered"
"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"
"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"
"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"
"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"
"Sir, will you please! stop talking your Guff breath is offensive"
"I am arresting you for possesion of Guff Breath"
"I hate having Guff Breath mum!"
"what is it doctor?...i'm sorry but you've got a severe Guff Breath, i don't think you'll make it through the night"
by Francois Steyn June 30, 2009
Get the Guff Breath mug.When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.
'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'
'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'
'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'
'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'
'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'
by Johnny 7 February 25, 2009
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martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.
by kez the wez August 22, 2009
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Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!
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