peralta guarantee

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.

Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago

by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024

pretty much guaranteed

Not at all guaranteed.

Josh is pretty much guaranteed to meet a girl at the bar tonight.

by mattstud777 July 8, 2021

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023

Guarandarntee

A guarantee, with emphasis!

"I guarandarntee I will get back to you."

by ZackC October 16, 2009

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

guarana

A climbing plant that is common in Brazil. Grows red berries that contain a seed about the size of a coffee bean. A source of Guaranine, also known as Caffeine. Commonly found in tea and energy drinks, the seed can be ground into a powder-like substance which dissolves in liquid.

Guarana is native to South America

by VloneZone July 12, 2019