Boomer groomer 

Boomer groomer.

A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation

"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."

Boomer groomer by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020

Baby Groomer 

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

Baby Groomer by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

Poop Groomer by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

Poop Groomer by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022

soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.

“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”

soft groomer by villiandeku November 12, 2023

faggot groomer 

A faggot groomer tries relentlessly to turn a straight person even if they fight tooth and nail to convince them otherwise, gay

and seems to be delusional even that there is even such thing as heterosexuality, in their mind everyone is gay and to be groomed

Larry that faggot groomer, is so delusional and a fucking faggot groomer did you see how he turned that young person Mike gay nearly and was even telling everyone around that he was in a relationship with him even though the age difference was completely inappropriate and Mike even told me many times he would rather be dead than gay

faggot groomer by trollslangslinger May 30, 2024

Vagrantal Groomer

Someone who grooms another person for their vagrant, or degenerate, lifestyle

"Leland is a vagrantal groomer. He got his shorty living in a TENT!"

Vagrantal Groomer by 4ineappl3 January 21, 2026