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Oscar The Grouch

Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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Oscar The Grouch

When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.
You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?

Yeah I remember that scallywag .

Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.
by T_Mobile87 September 10, 2010
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to quickly grab the inner, upper thigh of a male friend that you are being slightly annoyed by. This is done in a manner in which the victim thinks for a split second that you are reaching for something else.
Mike got totally groached out by Josiah.
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Groschemy

1)madness
2)an instance of annoying occurances
3)nonsense
or conversely, with different inflection:
4) gloriousness
5)a small turbine powered velociped commonly ridden by young ne'er do wells in the early twentieth century.
1)That biatch at the super bowl sure talked alot, it was sheer groschemy.
2) Smeagol, why does it groschemy, Smeagol?
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grichy

you can smoke that bullshit but im smoking on some of this grichy
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grouchmeister

Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.
Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.
by shawn1234567 November 27, 2011
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Gronchula

"Crazy yesterday and calm today? Must be a Gronchula!"
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