One of the most hated NBA players because he will put you on a poster if you're not smart enough to get out of the way once he takes flight aka BG or BG32.
by biased nba fan August 8, 2014
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youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.
(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
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Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Person#1: "did you see that scene in game of tones, where Trimble tromble killed bilbo baggins?
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
by Simply_Unlikeable December 29, 2017
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Get the Griffined mug.An amazing girl who is overly feminine. A great friend who's been looking for a boyfriend for a while now. Sports an unkempt style, almost like she hasn't washed for a few weeks and hasn't cleaned her teeth .. well, ever. Massive fan of her electric toothbrush and shit music, such as HIM. Her favourite past time is crossing oceans of wine and throwing up whilst playing the Lord of the Rings drinking game.
Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.
Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.
Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.
Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.
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