jump on the grenade

to fuck an annoying girl that would otherwise be "cock-blocking" on a friend of yours

This fat fucking bitch was runnin' intereference on my boy, and I had to jump on that nasty ass grenade. Luckily, she sucked a mean dick

by biggle January 31, 2003

Greni

When you're acting like you have no limbs and you have fucking autism

sam was being a fucking greni and now im gonna kill him

by Gawlovespie February 16, 2020

Grent

Grent is the most Gepic Gamer to ever walk to Gepic earth.

"Yo have you heard about Grent?"
"Oh yeah, he is the one with the huge girthy schlong!"

by DRAGINDEEZNUTS July 21, 2020

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010

Butt grenade

The act of not fully wiping after dropping a duece and then commencing to fart in a persons general direction. sending tiny feces shrapnel everywhere.

Holy shit! He just left off a huge butt grenade.

look out, a butt grenade!

by Str8sk8r June 19, 2010

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

Tijuana Frag Grenade

After having sex the man removes his condom lights it on fire and slaps the woman in the face with it.

Dr. Gomez: Man, last night was awesome!
Janelle: Why?
Dr. Gomez: I gave my girl a Tijuana Frag Grenade last night and she almost puked!

by BMan123 May 11, 2010