Greasy Bastard

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect
I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
by GingGang August 22, 2018
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Greasy momma

A female version of a slick daddy. She wears prada but only has one dollar in her pocket. She birthed children just to collect welfare.
by Urbanoreos July 02, 2016
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Greasy Cigar

3 KFC Chips wrapped in KFC Chicken skin preferably from a keel or a breast piece. Dunked in KFC Chicken gravy.
The Greasy Cigar is quite simply the greatest tasting fast food delight you can ever imagine. FACT
by Lee Founder of the Big GC February 23, 2011
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Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.
Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.
by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018
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Greasy Grove

The place where the Durr burger got removed and bloody good place to land.
Person 1: Where we dropping?
Person 2: Greasy Grove.
Person 1: Ok
by BMOd333 August 23, 2018
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Greasy Rusty

A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?

Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.

OR

Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?

Chick 2: No.

Chick 1: Well you could take him.

Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.
by yamaha14 March 09, 2009
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Greasy Plug

Some sort of insult native to an island in the atlantic known as Prince Edward Island, the word generated after a dispute between two brothers and some "gang...??".
Yeah man just got suspended for a snowball fight those greasy plugs!!!!" -James Court, Sean Court, Biggest Faaaaaaggggggooooottttsss
by Just another Greasy Plug April 08, 2009
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