hamster grappling

The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming.

"Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do was lick his finger an attempt some hamster grappling"

by Bryz April 11, 2008

aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. June 3, 2011

Grappling

The act of a man and a woman, being on all fours, ass to ass, with a double sided dildo in their anus and his penis in her vagina.

When Brad's wife said she wanted to try some grappling, he had no idea what he was in for...

by Mcworthington November 25, 2010

Grapeing

When you constantly send your friend (or boyfriend) the grape emoji and you replace 'great' with 'grape' in every sentence. You also may stand on a table throwing grapes at them and hissing.

"It's great!"
"Yeah it's GRAPE!"
"Do not grape me sir!"
"I'm a female!"
...
"Do not start grapeing me ma'am!"

by Scooter000019 January 15, 2017

Gripping

To obsessively worry about something to the point of making you worthless.

Man, WTF is up with Kelly? That mofo ain’t done shit in three days.

- His HIV test results come back tomorrow. He’s been gripping about that shit ever since he hooked up with Dana.

by Fly1982 March 29, 2021

Wage-gapping

Having lunch or coffee with your female friends on a weekday while you could be working.

Hey Fiona, shall we go wage-gapping tomorrow? I'm feeling like having a soy-latte.

by Jarcovitch September 23, 2022

gripping

to be under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other spritual sources such as angels or demons

going insane for no apparent reason

im so gripped after that doobie

my mom was gripping bad after she found my stash

the priests at church always grip out about abortion

this guy at the bar gripped out when i railed his girl in the back room

by tcomplex October 26, 2005