Gooper

When the penis is so long when you nut it just falls out of the tip.

He's not a shooter he's a gooper.

by Ofna300 December 18, 2021

gosper

Verb. To gosper is to appoint a family member to a position ahead of a properly chosen candidate.

"Did you get that job, mate?" "Nah, I was gospered at the last minute."
See Olympic 2000 torch relay start in Greece.

by Waterlogged January 4, 2007

groper

somebody that while pissed touches his good friends in their private parts

Ricky gropes Tess

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

gorker

geek, dork and loser combined into one word.

look at that chick, she is a major gorker!

by Deeelow7 July 20, 2009

gorker

Much like the shocker, only instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" it is "one in the pink, two in the stink"

Johnny attacked Sallys brown hole and vag with the gorker.

by ChaunceyBillups March 10, 2007

gooper

The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.

I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

gomper

A person who is so mentally challenged, they have other people dress them (i.e. striped pants and polka-dot shirt). You probably work with one. See also "ree ree"

John wears gomper shoes.

by geeks January 19, 2004