Houston Garage Riders (HGR)

A Group of Extremely Badass longboarders that blast down parking garages at incredibily high rates of speed. HGR dominates at all aspects of longboarding and speedboarding! known and repped by Carve Skateshop! HGR is simply unstoppable! HGR is also widely hated by other texas longboard groups because these other texas longboard groups (ALC and Other fags) get extremely offended by internet bullshit (Chubs ranting) and the fact that HGR is really badass, they just really want to be a part of it but can't because they are simply not badass enough!

ALC dude #1- "hey did you see those Badass Houston Garage Riders (HGR) dudes Steezin it up last night?"

ALC Dude #2- "Yeah dude i really wanna be just like them!"

HGR Badass #1- "yeah we are pretty badass dont fuck with us!!"

by Jake the HGR Badass July 12, 2010

goramit

Alternative to the expletive Goddamn it

Made popular by Joss Whedon's Popular TV space western Firefly. The word was used in the show as a means to get around censorship laws.

Goramit woman!
(large explosion) Goramit, what the h*** was that?

by Anime-Addict November 3, 2005

midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.

Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."

by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006

back the big brown caddie out of the garage

Very crude description that you are about to go in and take a shit.

Chris is heading into the can to back the big brown caddie out of the garage!

by Larryfun September 8, 2005

Dick Garage

A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc

man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage

by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011

two car garage

1.A woman that practices double penetration.
2.A woman that can fit two cock in either her pussy or ass.

Nicole had a three-some last night. She is a two car garage.

by STRICKEN September 7, 2003

garage sale

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.

If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.

by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003