Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

golden gooner

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

by keghoty March 3, 2025

Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Gooner

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

by Gloogus February 3, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024

chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.

yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!

by umirayu June 23, 2025