goober

Any male caucasian who lives in the south, regardless of their level of education. Also highly likely to be inbred.

The south is full of nothing but Goobers and Spearchuckers.

by Song Of The South August 4, 2004

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

goober

Old term describing a hippotamus penis.

Adam being a huge goober tonight.

by Harry January 9, 2005

goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 8, 2003

goober

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

by the cool one from surry May 15, 2005

goober

A person who thinks there's really hysterical, and doesn't realize that they're not.

"I went to his house, and I seriously fell up the stairs."

"..."

"That's funny, isn't it? Hahaha!"

by ellz September 14, 2005