gimmer

1. (literal) a ewe that is too old to bear young

2. (adopted) a person lacking in vital social skills.

1. damn tha sheep's a gimmer betta put a cap in her ass

2. U gimmer! What make u presume i want to discuss your acne over lunch. fuck off

by anon December 17, 2002

gomper

A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.

Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.

by Uncle Che November 11, 2008

Guerneville Gummer

GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)

Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."

by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007

Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.

Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 29, 2020

Gomper

A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!

Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Gomper

A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.

Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.

by jumbypah December 15, 2009