An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008
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A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005
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Cotterill: I choose number...2
Taylor: Ryan....Cotterill!
Cotterill: OH PISS NIPS
Joe: Everyone glory bask.
*Bask Pit*
Taylor: Ryan....Cotterill!
Cotterill: OH PISS NIPS
Joe: Everyone glory bask.
*Bask Pit*
by Ryan Hawkes February 4, 2009
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To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.
I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
by Lorenz32 September 30, 2010
Get the Glory Bag mug.an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...
Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".
by bottomboy tj May 30, 2018
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A girl who hates herself even though everyone calls her beautiful and is very emo and has too many fake friends. Everyone is rude to her for no reason and always hate her and post rude things about her which knocks her confidence. At first Gloria is very shy but as you get to know her she will be much nicer and more confident to hide the sadness she feels inside. She thinks she is really ugly although people say she's pretty af and whenever she posts a photo of herself on Instagram she deletes it no matter how many likes or comments it has because she will think it's not good enough. Please, if you know a Gloria, give her a compliment, chat with her, talk to her, share your food with her, hug her, make her feel wanted.
Gloria: *deletes Instagram photo*
Person 1: Hey why'd you delete it? It was really nice!
Person 2: Yeah you looked so pretty in it!
Gloria: Don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: Hey why'd you delete it? It was really nice!
Person 2: Yeah you looked so pretty in it!
Gloria: Don't know, just felt like it.
by iDoNotWannaBeTracer June 6, 2019
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