gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Glooming

when me and my boys have a group goon and edge session and whoever ends their edging streak first much give a blowy blowy to the nearest lad in the group for as long as possible. 🤫

"Chris just lost in out "Glooming" session and have to give jack the sloppiest toppiest blowey blowey of all time."

by wombattington February 26, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Glowning

To shit in one’s hand and proceed to throw it.

1. Ben look at that monkey glowning!
2. I need to shit, whos going to glown town

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

Gooning

Having fun

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!

by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024

Gooning

Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.

Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.

by dennis teni March 28, 2024

Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.

"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"

by childishcorbino April 2, 2024