fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Dick Glide

Lip Gloss

Oh, hunny! I can't go to church without my Dick Glide!! (AKA DG)

by Katey Kayne December 11, 2011

hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.

Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!

by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023

A-Pose Gliding

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.

Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.

by k80theshade April 17, 2023

Freudian Glide

Freudian Glide - Using a Freudian Slip on purpose.

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.

by [e-mail] May 1, 2022

slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Rump gliding

Falling onto one’s lower back or butt and gliding across a given surface, such as ice or tile

Samantha was laughed at after rump gliding across the blue line in a hockey game

by Pollyy January 8, 2022