GarethN17

The goat of FT. All his tweets bang and are elite. Never misses

GarethN17 on Twitter is clear of Gareth Bale on the pitch

by Aiden91 February 5, 2021

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021

Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family

“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”

by phatwastaken November 21, 2021

Gareth

Gareth is a sweet, considerate, and kind young man. Gareth’s have large and beautiful eyes along with long eyelashes, like glass oceans. He is creative, talented, and smart and an enjoyable person to be around. He can come off as shy or awkward at first, but once you get to know him he’s one of the most fun people you will get to know. He is affectionate and open about his feelings, and isn’t afraid of vulnerability or honesty about himself. He will always be there for you even when it’s hard. Any partner of his is lucky as hell and they should do everything in their power to keep him. He’s so awesome that his awesome and loving and hot and talented girlfriend would probably write an entry about him for him to stumble upon one day.

Person 1: who’s that boy with the beautiful green eyes?
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!

by ratslushies November 26, 2021

Gareth

Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.

Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!

by CheesyMarshmallow December 18, 2021

gareth

a midle hight nigga with a massive peen. im talking this shit is so long its 5 times longer then mr. sinses. he also is very gay around his homies and they think hes acting but he actualy is not.

(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)

damn gareth thats a massive dick you mast have fucked my mom last night.

by wise man gary February 1, 2022

Gareth

Normally a guy that will make the girls laugh and has an amazing technique between the sheets be it oral fingers or his large penis will never stop till the women is satisfied also a good listener but very quiet so be beware he will take your wife!

How was your date last night ?
His name was Gareth need I say more !
You certainly don't lucky cow

by Doomlord3000 February 4, 2022