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Gerry

Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".

Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.

For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.

Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.

Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."

"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
by your real name :-P September 27, 2023
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Cole gerry

Cole gerry is a man who is borderline midget and his GPA can't be higher than his braincell count of 2. Cole is a decent dude but is an idiot and is friends with a man who has a bunch of blood clots and is a walking list of ethnic slurs. He named his member "Lance" and drives a white jeep, just like every basic white girl. Cole is the youngest of 3 and is a failed miscarriage.
Cole gerry's sister is hot.
by Cameron DePolo March 23, 2022
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gerry

Someone who is actually clever, but acts funny and stupid in certain situations.
You are gerry, how couldn’t you think of this!
by Cafunim November 21, 2021
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Gerry

People with the name Gerry like to follow alt right organisations and prefer to adopt a fascist ideology. They like to predominantly fart on Big Macs and then consume it. Due them extensively doing this, many have been diagnosed with health issue by the age of 14. They have a "Don't know, Don't give a FUCK" mentality and prefer not to be social. They are also a fond of Barbie Dolls and like to interact with them in lucrative ways.
Gerry is ginger and slipped on a chicken nugget in McDonalds.
by Wet Skin November 22, 2021
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Gerry

The name Gerry is popularised by Jewish far right officiates. They are anti social and very hard to relate to. They mainly are a fond of McDonalds and such other styles of food causing them to suffer medical issues due to the extensive eating of it. This is all a joke by the way. Please do not take this serious.
by Wet Skin November 22, 2021
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Pulling a Gerry

When someone has a comprehensive talk idea and you go ahead and steal it from them, claiming it as your own.
I really like your talk idea and I'm thinking of pulling a Gerry.
by SEOer May 16, 2022
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Gerry Russell

Fucking Garda Rat , sexy robs dad and tik tok legend Jenny
by Gerry Russell February 6, 2020
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