Garblesnorting

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

gerblurgernuts

gerblurgernuts.....when shit sucks....when people are boring, have nonexisitent humor, or lack any other valuable forms of life giving breaths.

gerblurgernuts....facebook sucks today!

by jarvis eeeks January 1, 2012

gerbera

Gerbera (/ˈdʒɜ rbərə/ or /ˈɡɜ rbərə/) L. is a genus of plants in the Asteraceae (daisy family). It was named in honour of German botanist and medical doctor Traugott Gerber (1710-1743) who travelled extensively in Russia and was a friend of Carl Linnaeus.

Gerbera is native to tropical regions of South America, Africa and Asia.

by Abigail the teacher January 9, 2019

got gerber

having a small penis relitavely the size of a baby

yo, i heard anthony got gerber

by RaMi NooDl3Z May 8, 2009

Justin Gerber

Sweet as Apple pie. Loves to give good kisses. Great sense of humor. Brings a smile to everyone's face who meets him. Loved dearly by his wife.

Everyone wants to be a Justin Gerber in life.

by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017

jarble Garble

When you talk shit out of your ass that nothing makes sense

I was talking to old mate but couldn't understand a thing, he was talking jarble garble

by GoodarNandos June 16, 2023

gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 24, 2003