Gerber Baby

Someone who looks like the Gerber Baby logo and takes offense to everything.

I don't like Gerber Baby, he's annoying and bad at basketball.

by Jeff Dinser December 31, 2007

Zach Gerber

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

Person One: Do you know Zach Gerber?
Person Two: Oh yeah! The one with the big penis?
Person One: Yes him.
Person Two: Yes, he's incredibly talented and good looking.

by hiyouallsmell April 14, 2011

Hadden gerber

A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass

Hadden gerber means focus

by Leandre treadell June 18, 2017

Happy Gerber

A happy gerber is when you take a shit on a pregnant woman's stomach and make a smiley face out of your fecal matter. Then you take a 20lb sledgehammer and bash the shit through her stomach and out the other side of her body. Then you take the baby fetus and boil it in you urine which is later drank via coffee mug.

Shit Scott, my old bitch is pregnant and i went and fixed the problem by getting my Happy Gerber on!!!

by Scott Middlemist December 26, 2007

Gerber

To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance

"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)

by Lakeport December 10, 2008

Gerber

A potent strain of Cannabis, in which the intoxicating effects resemble those of a young child/infant.

"Yo man, that shit was CRAZZYYY"
"Hell yeah, you got da gerber"

by eitjo4i5y69823453 January 1, 2008

gerber

cool

"your jacket is gerber."

by lauren August 30, 2003