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Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
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Genetic make-up

Genetic make-up is when you see someone who has one astounding feature and nothing else (such as a great ass but a flat chest and a butterface.) It's God's way of making it up to a person for screwing them in every other way.
God: "Hey, sorry about the flat chest, bad skin, and no brains. Here's an amazing ass. It's my genetic make-up to you."

God: "Yeah, I made you tall, thin, and socially awkward. I'll make it up to you. Here's a 10 inch crank."
by shock6906 June 30, 2011
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Genetic Inbreeding

Only breeding with ones own race. Or "Sticking to your color"
This neo nazi is in the square handing out flyers saying that Genetic Inbreeding inbreeding is the only way to preserve the races. Doesn't he know that only leads to race specific diseases?
by Rad Scientist May 15, 2018
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genetic mess

a person who is, a) inbred b)missing some sort of body part or c) ruins all family photos. this person can be found rooting around in any dumpster or landfill.the only job a fuckup like this can get is either a sideshow freak or sweeping up in the local Mcdonalds parking lot.
I cant beleive that genetic mess upstairs had the balls to cuss out my wife, i wonder if he sucks his mommas cock with that toothless mouth.

My brother is such a genetic mess we had to cut him out of the family photos so the dog would stop licking its ass.
by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006
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2k generics

a basic bitch that is so bland and generic she is referred to as the 2k generic face scan or the 2k generic shoes in the game nba2k. Having the same style and same attitude as another person. Following trends as well.
oh those 2 bitches in this tik tok are wearing their hats backwards and look exactly the same. they some 2k generics.
by Asxp November 29, 2020
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genetic toilet

male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.

on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!

for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........

NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!

i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!

my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!

i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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Genetic slurry

A genetic slurry is a mixture of ejaculate.
Dude, I totally made a genetic slurry with those 3 girls over there.
by Nixxolas April 27, 2011
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