gear smear

A variant of tea bagging, it is the act of smearing male genitalia on a glass window such that scrotal grease is evident upon removal.

"Let's go down to the cop shop and leave gear smears on the glass doors".

by L481244T September 3, 2006

Metal Gear Awkward

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

by mndz October 27, 2008

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

Mad Gear and Missile Kid

Mad gear and missile kid is the alter ego of the new jersey rock/punk band my chemical romance. The band created a 3 track ep titled the mad gear and missile kid for the deluxe 2019 danger days box set thing and apparently it's what the killjoys in the music video for Na Na Na are listening to when they drive around shooting bad guys.
The tracks are titled 1) F.T.W.W.W 2) masted of ravenkroft and 3) black dragon fighting society

It reminds me of the sex pistols and you can't get it off iTunes

Some of the lyrics in mad gear and missile kid are

"Yeah I drink juice when I'm killing cause it's fucking delicious"-black dragon fighting society

"She said c'mon c'mon kiss my battery"-F.T.W.W.W

"(I’m drowning innocent wolves)
I’m dressin’ up like a cat"- mastas of ravenkroft

by xX_RIANNA_Xx September 17, 2011

A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

by la latinax3 July 7, 2009

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

Top Gear rule

An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.

The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.

by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007