Garfunkeling

fluidly using Paul Simon lyrics as your facebook status or as a post on someone's wall. Extra points are awarded if people think they are your own words and bonus points if they come off of the Graceland album.

The following are examples of Garfunkeling:
Chad how long do you think you can run that body down.
Gary sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity and says hey, hallelujah!
Jary can't run, but he can walk much faster than this.
Leilani doesn't have to discuss much.
Maya can't help but wonder, what's gone wrong.

In a sentence, we have been Garfunkeling and it looks like Maya is the clear winner...

by GMB2 November 30, 2010

Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Garfunkulous

quite possibly the best word ever; has no real meaning and can be used to replace a word or can also be used if a person can't think of a good word to use

Bob: Did you see that chick?

Joe: Yeah, she was freaking garfunkulous!

Bob: Hell yeah!

by Davis7170 February 2, 2008

Gorefunkel

From root words: Gore and Garfunkel- which is also on UD

Extremely unnecessary or out of place gore which is still well placed enough to be appreciated.

Guy1: Hey dude, did you see all that gorefunkel in that little girl show with the magic and shit?

Guy2: Made the whole show for me, really.

by Gorefunkel.tumblr July 31, 2011

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005

gufunkelnitity

to be or to be in a state of complete stupidity

OR

to be able to sense the level of someone's stupidity

Hazel: Umm... Paulie? I have gufunkelnitity, and you're busting my radar. Stop being so stupid, you gufunkelnititite!

Paulie: What does gufunkelnititite mean?

Hazel: Exactly my point!

by Hazel Gaudette June 5, 2007