Gandhi Wank

The act of wanking (jerking off) using both your feet, which gives you the appearance of sitting in the same position as Gandhi might have.

I had a mental Gandhi Wank last night whilst watching 24

by SpunkFoam May 22, 2009

gandhi

1)Brilliant leader of non-violent Indian insurgency against British colonial rule during the first half of 20th century in. Philosophy of civil disobedience not only won independence for India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh, but influenced Civil Rights movement in US through slain leader Martin Luther King Jr.
2)To shit one's pants or man-diaper with no visible sign of discomfort.

1)Gandhi inspired many millions of people to risk their lives to rid themselves of the shackles of the British Empire. He would often sit at his loom in a diaper. This was awe inspiring.
2)Uncle Joe would watch the Sunday games in his old Barcalounger with the food tray in front of him. Nary a facial muscle would twitch when he gandhied during the half-time show. The stench was unbelievable.

by Pantaloon January 22, 2008

Gandylicious

Gandylicious
The prime example of the perfect male specimen. Women want to bed him & men want to be him. Such as David Gandy male model.

God Bee's new roomate David is Gandylicious!

by Beesweets January 5, 2013

gandhi warding

In League of Legends, when a player wards in the worst spots, and it somehow works.

This Lucian was Gandhi warding the wight camp, and I died when he caught me out.

by ForGreatEvil June 26, 2014

Gandalfing

Sitting and staring while smoking weed, in order to solve a problem or remember something.

When I cant figure out how to fix something, Im know for Gandalfing out on the problem.

by Prince Randorson January 4, 2016

gandilf

A hot grey haired old man that you would totally fuck

santa is a total gandilf choke me baby

by TheOnlyCoughlin April 13, 2017

gander

a look, a glance (from the stretched, gooselike neck of someone gazing intently)

Take a gander at this wierd machine over here.

by Light Joker December 10, 2005