Fut you wuf my penith

Fuck you with my penis.

Josh: You suck. I could kick your ass at checkers.
Caty: I will fut you wuf my penith!

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

fut

'Fut'. noun. The sound created by the knife whilst chopping through cheese onto a hard surface. 'Fut'.

Futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut..........futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut.

by Glennyboy July 10, 2022

futty fut-fut

Placing a cupped hand in your arm pit and pump your arm up and down producing a "futty fut-fut" sound resembling the sound of passing gas.

When Josh did a futty fut-fut at the party last night everytone thought he farted and they left the room.

by honyok May 23, 2013

fut

When a guy is both funny and fit. Like Ethan or Grayson Dolan for example. Fut is basically a synonym for perfect. Pronounced f-uh-t.

OMG HE’S SO FUTTTTTTT LIKE FUCK ME UPSIDE-DOWN FUTTY!

by idontsuckdolandick June 2, 2018

fut

It means whatever you want it to mean.

‘fut’
‘Well fut’

by BestrNothing December 22, 2019

Fut

Unlike what some other dumbasses are saying here, "Fut" means "TO FUCK" in romanian, not just "Fuck"

cocalar: "te fut în cur" (I'll fuck you in the ass)
bombardier: "să mori tu" (you die)

by Chad3 February 26, 2025

fut birthday cup

The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.

Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!

by ILUVTHISGAME April 10, 2023