bad fuel day

The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"

by Sonoma County Dave April 22, 2008

jet fuel

verb; to sneeze or cough while pooping increasing the pressure and helping to finish quicker

I never would have made it to class on time if I hadn't jet fueled through that deuce.

by AwesomeJE September 4, 2010

fuel

food for the human body. Includes healthy food like meats and vegetables.

I gave my body lots of fuel for breakfast.

by Graham Owen January 3, 2007

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004

Nightmare Fuel

Teletubbies

I just saw some fucking nightmare fuel.

by It'sTooLong August 10, 2018

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

frelmet

someone who was born with freckles on the end of their knob

God damn man, youve got a frelmet

by donkey June 6, 2004