funeral

An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.

Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.

Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!

Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!

by dookeyboy December 3, 2010

Fundrager

A college party with an entrance fee with the purpose of raising money for a group or organization.

I heard the Shakespeare club is having a fundrager off-campus, $5 for a cup and $1 shots.

by DZChamp May 6, 2009

funnier than fred

Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.

Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?

Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!

Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.

by kthnxbai. June 25, 2009

Funnel Party

When a guy holds a funnel in his mouth and all of his friends cum into the funnel filling his mouth with a creamy surprise.

We're gonna throw Geno the biggest funnel party his fire crotch has ever seen.

by Syre Xtreme February 4, 2010

Funeraling

Funeraling is Krogering but with more caskets.

Let's go funeraling.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

funni guy

A funni guy is a person that is absolutely funny and they watch memes 24/7. They can also be the class clown that trolls around and some shit

hey look, its the funni guy
im the funni guy

by Primezen November 26, 2021

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010