Fining

The act or motion of a penis inserting a badly infected vagina and/or anus with the knowledge of said infection(s).

Look, Terry is walking up stairs with Mary to start fining.

by MrsRhapsody December 3, 2016

Funning

Farting and Running. Pretty explanatory, but even better: lots of fun.

I was running so fast and didn't want to stop, but had to fart, so I was funning.

by CLS143 October 15, 2008

fuming

A person who spontaneously kicks Pyrch's nonexistent balls. Oftentimes refered to as the future face of Hooters. THe illegitimate mascot of Fairfield University, FU.

Fuming kicks your ass - always.

by Pro-Bono November 23, 2007

Funting

When you direct Danni to an Urban Dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the Red Indian Victory Dance.

"Funting. Ask me what it means, Danni."

"What does it mean?"

*provides UD link*

"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."

*does Red Indian Victory Dance*

by Jack The Bodiless November 13, 2012

Fuxing

The act of sweet love making in an intense sexual manner (commonly observed sexual behavior found in rabbits, squirrels and several species of primate), where at least one female and one male are involved.

Let the fuxing begin!

by undonthavethis03 August 24, 2008

funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014

Fuxing

A more polite way to say fucking. Often used by emos or punks.

I fuxing hate theses high gas prices.

by Straka August 25, 2008