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Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”
by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018
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Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.
by Frank Grand April 16, 2020
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Function Adams

Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.
Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.

Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.
by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020
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Diss-Functional

When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.
Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.

Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
by dennypeg September 18, 2015
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whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird
hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.
by rhaj100 January 7, 2017
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high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.
George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.
by overqui December 9, 2008
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National Function Day

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day
by matthewgreim August 8, 2021
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