by DTTTAU August 17, 2016

Abbreviation for "Fuck the Scouts" as in the Madison Scouts of Madison Wisconsin, the biggest group of faggots and ass-douches in all of DCI, an abbreviation for Drum Corps International. They look like gay park rangers and play faggy Alicia Keys music while they suck each others cocks. Can also be lengthened to FTMFS, "Fuck the Mother Fucking Scouts."
"Did you hear the Scouts play Empire State of Mind last night?"
"Yes, I did. They are super gay and should go die. FTS!"
"I concur. FTMFS!"
"Yes, I did. They are super gay and should go die. FTS!"
"I concur. FTMFS!"
by bonesknows January 9, 2012

by Uberslang December 4, 2016

Girl: "why don't you like me anymore? how come you never talk to me? is there someone else?"
Boy: "FTS bye"
*boy is trying to play tennis*
*hits the ball into the net for the 7th time*
"FTS!"
*walks off*
Boy: "FTS bye"
*boy is trying to play tennis*
*hits the ball into the net for the 7th time*
"FTS!"
*walks off*
by smellycats12345 June 9, 2011

by OMGhilarious October 25, 2014
