When you go to the toilet with the purpose of excreting feces, you tell your friends that you are going to the second front (clash of two forces in a fierce,everlasting, epic battle).
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."
To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."
To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
Petar: I am going to the second front.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.
by Petar_D January 13, 2008
Get the Second front mug.When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.
Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.
Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
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"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
by Vito R October 22, 2008
Get the I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You mug."Are you part of the Man Liberation Front?"
"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"
"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"
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Get the MC Frontalot mug.The Frontal Slit Defintion also known as "FSD" is the Gap between a females pussy lips common to that of a Camel Toe.
The Frontal Slit Definition on Stephanie was huge, it reminded me of a Camel toe or the gap between the slats in a picket fence. I was about to eat this bitches pussy & Her FSD was so large I heard an echo.!
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