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Fap Free February

Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.

This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.

Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
by ASecondChance November 2, 2019
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Radio Free Colorado

Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.

Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.
Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.
by Radio Surfer October 20, 2009
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Rent Free

A person/group cannot stop mentioning/challenging/thinking about another person/group eventhough the other person/group doesn't even acknowledge their existence
by AwareSuperCC May 19, 2022
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protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom
I went protecting-group-free on her last night.
by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010
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Feesneeze

Sneezing, while sitting on the toilet, with half a turd already hanging out of your ass.
I was halfway finished with a slow, peaceful slam in stall #3, when all of the sudden I feesneezed and the brown torpedo was fired rather quickly.
by Ninjee Star June 20, 2011
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Free bans

a free-for-all; no authority in place; rules are not being enforced
It's free bans tonight. The staff on doesn't care. I walked into the bathroom and it smells like cigarettes, weed, and crack. They haven't checked all night.
by XuShu January 4, 2020
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Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.
Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch
by pdart603 April 13, 2021
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