fartstorm

The unfortunate long-term release of noxious gasses from one's asshole.

Jim: "Did you happen to see if we're out of--OH JESUS! That's fucking awful!"

Matt: "What?!"

Jim: "Your ass is a veritable fartstorm today!"

Matt: Dude get over it!

by gcmft. October 15, 2008

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Bottled Unicorn Farts

Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.

Spain is going bankrupt attempting to replace oil and gas with bottled unicorn farts.

by Marcellus_vrw June 27, 2010

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fartsman

Kind of like a cocksman, but the fartsman doesnt give a flying eff about what others think about his farts, in which he excells by which sound is excellent as well as smell.

that fartsman was quite a talented farter he managed to scare that cocksman away with one egg.

by cesar romero March 30, 2010

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Levi Farts

A scentless fart.

"Dude, I heard you just fart, but I don't smell anything! Holy crap! You have Levi Farts!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

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Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

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From the Dutch phrase "Voort seg ik!" literally meaning "Forward say I!". It was then adapted by South Africans into voetsek, and then eventually "footsack" in English.

It was originally meant for dogs, but is now fairly commonly used against people as well, although in this context it's meant as a light-hearted "fuck off!"

The most common variation is the abbreviated "tsack", or the colloquial "tsek".

Dopie: Can I have a bite of your hotdog?
Salie: Footsack!

(or, more realistically)

Dopie: Gimme a stuk of your boerewors roll!
Salie: 'tsek!

by BiltongBoy July 6, 2006

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