Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

Ripping out the fireplace

Rough anal sex, resulting in anal tearing.

Her sister came in and caught me ripping out the fireplace!

by Rafar12345 December 10, 2014

Ripped Up Fireplace

An unsightly vagina.

Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.

by Oz May 25, 2006

foreplannedabsenteeism

A word used to describe a time when someone has already planned to be absent from a place that they need to be.

"Did you hear about pete the other day, turns out he had a foreplannedabsenteeism from work and he claimed he had a Tummy bug, turns out he was just hungover!"

by EddieKain13 July 27, 2008

faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.

I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.

by Markirus October 20, 2009

Foreplayxt

the act of textually arousing your partner before sexting through the us of cell phones, Black Berries, and/or online chatting.

Joe - "What are you up to?"

Sam - "Getting into some serious foreplayxt with this chick I met last night at the bar."

by mtycun July 28, 2010

fireplace

verb, a word used to describe a couple sharing a single sofa next to a fire place with 2 cups of hot coco with a lit fire place while interacting at the same time such as but not limited to : reading, talking, cuddling, etc

i wish i can fireplace someone right now

by BIoTeCH September 27, 2005