Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.

GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!

by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

flip-flopping

v. The act of walking in flip-flops that make a loud annoying sound.

Lindsey was flip-flopping down the hallway annoying the living shit out of me.

I could hear Jacob flip-flopping from a mile away!

by smckdown January 6, 2016

fapping

the act of mastubation

Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH

by bsn23o July 1, 2009