Football Minute

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.

Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute

Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.

by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010

college football

Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.

There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)

The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.

College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.

Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.

by Schlichting October 1, 2005

Footbase

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob

"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"

by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010

football move

Some ridiculous Maddenism that became a main stream rule. Deems a verified catch or not which has no grounds to judge.

Madden: "Not a good catch there, not a good catch there didnt make a football move!"

by tjbanf May 27, 2006

anal football

The act of putting a deflated football up your rear hole and then inflating it to have a memorable sensation

Yo brad you wanna anal football

by My handle is Ian November 26, 2017

australian rules football

According to a study by Sydney's Macquarie Univerity, you are more likely to get stabbed going to one game of Aussie Rules a year, than you are if you go to a nightclub every Saturday night for a year.

Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.

Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.

by Ben Digo April 30, 2007

sexual football field

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards

dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion

by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005