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Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!
by Adia72 June 4, 2018
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Football

A stand in for war. In modern society, there are certain anachronistic human traits that persist, despite their lack of adaptiveness. One is the need for some sort of territorial conflict. Football teams are named after, and have stadiums in, certain geographic areas (eg the “Oakland Raiders”) to create the illusion that they are, somehow representative of this area. All, or almost all, of the players and coaches are inevitably not from this area, but the naming scheme is enough of a paper thin veneer to allow anyone in the entire state to arbitrarily consider this “their” team. This feeds into the irrational impulse for territorial struggle or even war while maintaining decorum. Also makes millions of dollars.
Bob: What do you think of the Seattle Seahawks football team?
Sally: Well, despite the fact that everyone on the team is from the deep south, I am from Seattle and thus live vicariously through them.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
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football

When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call
Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie

Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy
by ariyaan November 6, 2020
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Football

The word that has created a war between America,Asia,Australia vs Europe
Person 1: Hey let's play football

Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *
by RyanANormalPerson April 30, 2019
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football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view
my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football
by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
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Football

A game of two sides ,battlIng on the pitch for glory
by Big A123 July 27, 2017
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football

football. football, isn’t just a sport it’s a commitment. my love for football goes past the moon.
i love football
by c.s_chris3 July 15, 2023
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