FOMCLMAO

Falling Of The Chair Laughing My Ass Off

FOMCLMAO is used like the following:
LMAO
ROFL
ROFLMAO

by Xpucmo May 10, 2009

footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

by MarishConners July 31, 2012

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Foodcourt Bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride

The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.

by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008

ok foomer

Much like the phrase "ok boomer" but applies to furries who are being stupid and/or boomers who are furries.

Mackenzie: *says something rational*
Craig: *says some stupid bullshit*
Mackenzie: ok foomer
Craig: *uwus angrily*

by yeetskeetbeatmymeat33 December 4, 2019

foochawin

chillin out man

"Isaac, yo you foochawin?"
"Ya dude, im foochawin"

by St Marys Woodstock May 27, 2009

fooce

To deteriorate into an unthinking mess, through drugs or otherwise, characterized by the inability to properly spell fuck.

Alternative spelling: fuce.

adv. I could totally tell Sam was fooced last night when I was talking to her on facebook and she said that she was fuced.

v. Dude, I'm foocing my fucing brains out man.

by Big McDickson February 10, 2010