Fontanna

The most gorgeous woman in the world! If you dont think so you are probably just jealus and you should go hang you're self. I would do anyting for her, i would never leave her side because she is my best friend

that woman is gorgeous, her name must be Fontanna

by FTFU February 4, 2010

Dave and Bambi Fantrack

When a FNF song sounds like a microwave or is a pain in the eyes, or offkey or offnote, or is simply too spammy.

fnf song: *uses way too many notes close together and song's vocals sounds like a fuckin microwave*
person: is this a dave and bambi fantrack cuz this song sounds like ass

by DecoTheEpicGuy March 24, 2023

Fontage

a) A mishmash of files that clutter your desktop or file folders after you've downloaded all the fonts you can think of.

b) A work of art or writing that places most of its creative value in the use of many different font faces.

a) "Dude, I've got to reorganize these folders. It's just one big fontage in here."

b) "I suck at graphics, so I just made a big fontage for the t-shirt design contest."

by jack_in May 28, 2009

Pascal Fontaine

A dirty ugly Haitian that eats cat tail dip in piss

Pascal Fontaine was so ugly that he when he looked at mark it reflected off marks face and then it turned him into a cunt

by Yung Dragon March 9, 2013

Trip Fontaine

The most hot person to have ever lived on earth

Trip Fontaine is the sexiest man ever!!!

by livelaughtripfontaine April 13, 2023

Fontana Head Slap

When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.

"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"

by Gil2011 August 21, 2011

fontractor

A temporary worker, usually recruited for a short term project, which during the job appears to be utterly useless.

Bloody hell, this new fontractor is a real piece of shit!

by wapz June 17, 2008