the name for a person with a very flat chest. usually very offending to most girls who have no boobs.
A: ew. look at that tiffany girls myspace picture.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.
by Alexa H August 24, 2006
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Heavenly humor on camera: watch, lest the Greek lines pull your neighbor behind the chair on which he sits: to laugh like a damn hyienna!
Heavenly humor on camera: watch, lest the Greek lines pull your neighbor behind the chair on which he sits: to laugh like a damn hyienna!
"Don't talk to me like that assface, I don't work for you yet!"
Chevy Chase, in "Fletch," as Fletch: being Fletch in Stanwyk's mansion.
Chevy Chase, in "Fletch," as Fletch: being Fletch in Stanwyk's mansion.
by Hill Y. December 28, 2005
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You can only call a GIRL this
unless the male has boobs for some reason.
You can only call a GIRL this
unless the male has boobs for some reason.
by BradenBITCH March 24, 2008
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1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).
a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.
2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.
3. this maneuver is also known as either:
a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).
a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.
2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.
3. this maneuver is also known as either:
a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
by justin (the original fletcher) pacheco September 19, 2008
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Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."
When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.
I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."
When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.
I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.
by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015
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woah, look, its Emily Fletcher!
dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!
Baller! mannnnn
dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!
Baller! mannnnn
by man bffffffffffffffffff November 13, 2013
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