Flubbergast

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.

Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.

by Graham G. April 6, 2008

flub club

less hurtful way of saying someone is fat.

1. That girl right there, yeah she's in the flub club.

2. There will be a flub club meeting after school... at McDonald's.

by skinnyskank January 9, 2011

FlubberFucker

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.

I'm a flubberfucker too.

by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017

flubberbucket

It's basically a casual insult
If someone insults you and you want to get them back, but don't want to hurt their feelings too badly, just "flubberbucket" them ;)

BFF- You're stupid
Me- Well, you're a flubberbucket

by flubberbucket inc. December 19, 2014

flarb

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

by just_me21 June 1, 2009

flubber

A blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. Ranged in color from black to lime-green. Makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. From FLying rUBBER.

That's exactly what it is. Flying rubber. IT'S FLUBBER!!

by Chad February 13, 2004

flub

Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.

My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.

by Mr Fletcher April 9, 2006