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bunch of flowers 

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.
"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"
bunch of flowers by Pete May 12, 2004
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Aah, flowers! 

An exclamation of commiseration with unkind connotations, used when something bad happens to someone. Originally coined due to the presence of flowers on the side of the road to mourn a roadside mortality.
Jack: "Someone broke into my house"

Jill: "Aaaah, flowers!"
Aah, flowers! by Aah Flowers February 20, 2009

Thank you for the flowers 

Him: Your hair looks lovely.
Her: Thank you for the flowers.

Hearts And Flowers 

1. Over-sentimentality, cloying sweetness (as on greetings cards).
2. Lovestruck.
3. A warm feeling of aww.
He thought the chick flick was boring; he especially didn't care for the Hearts And Flowers part.

She is all Hearts And Flowers over the box of scrumptious chocolates.
Hearts And Flowers by SumaDemDer February 12, 2013

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci 

An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.

Kara's Flowers 

The former name of the awesome hit funk/jazz/rock band, Maroon 5.
"Wow, 'Maroon 5' was called 'Kara's Flowers'?? Glad they changed the name...'Maroon 5 is fun to say."
Kara's Flowers by Alexiel March 2, 2005

water the flowers 

to urinate in public or to go to the toilet in the wild out doors
im going to water the flowers
eg im gonna piss behind this bush
water the flowers by Andi C June 12, 2006