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Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.
"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"
by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020
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Futtered

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.
I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.
by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021
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tittie flustered

The frustration, typically in men, when others are refering to their man boobs.
Woman: Nice Man Boobs!
Man: They're not boobs, they're pecs!
Woman: Dont get all Tittie Flustered, Bruce!
by W.C. Women May 9, 2017
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flitter fart

when gas is expelled from the vagina during and/or after sex
That ho done flitter farted own my ass!
by Shane August 7, 2003
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Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.
"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009
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Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.
1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.
by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011
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Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.
by Juice-box May 31, 2014
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