Flankshot

Blowing cocaine up your nose in a left to right matter.

lets do a flankshot!
You flankshotted all my stuff.

by king of crack July 6, 2010

the finkinator

a man with an amazing penis, also defined as a chick magnet and the kid who always wins and gets that pussy

bob "aw man the the finkinator strikes agian he stole me girl"

by wiwijejndnidnmfkfnkf dnndknkd February 25, 2010

Mr Finkelstein

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk

Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

jon fink

Sex GOD 😍🔱🍼💧🍑🍆

Yo, have u seen him?

Yeah Jon Fink, I had sex with him, what a great man.

by SexyWoman_101 October 29, 2019

Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

by Devin Roland June 2, 2021

flanker

From the world of commercial perfumery: When a particular fragrance, masculine or feminine, has been a huge success, its makers will often try to capitalize on its success by creating "spinoff" fragrances. These "spinoffs", called flankers, might be similar to the original olfactorily, but with a different spin or variation put on it. "Light" versions, "sport" versions, "veil" versions are common types of flanker.

Traditional SHALIMAR perfume seems heavy and musky to a whole new generation of Millennial women accustomed to fragrances which smell detergent, aquatic and ultra "clean". With this in mind, the company's house, GUERLAIN OF PARIS, has launched a new flanker: a much lighter version of the classic 1925 sexbomb, pruned of its muskier elements, called simply SHALIMAR LIGHT.

by david lincoln brooks August 16, 2008

flank steak

Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.

The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus

Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.

Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.

Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed

by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010