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Battle Fridge

An auxiliary refrigerator; used to for emergencies, holding overstock, items not allowed in the main fridge, and, regardless of other contents, beer.

The battle fridge is smaller and less well-lit than the main fridge, and is located in a different part of the house, such as the den, the garage, or the Engineering Section.
Dan: "You got anything to drink?"
Jon: "Check the beer crisper"
Dan: "Dude, it's full of vegetables!"
Jon: "To the battle fridge!"

Having the toaster, waffle iron, and deep-fryer all running from the same outlet blew the fuse for the whole kitchen, but by the time we figured that out, all the meat and dairy in gone rancid. Luckily, we kept extra cold cuts, cheese, and beer in the battle fridge.

"The wife doesn't let me keep my weed-infused bacon grease in the kitchen, but there's a mason jar full of it in the battle fridge"
by modified food starch January 22, 2010
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Frank's Fridge

A gross old refrigerator that resides in one's garage. The name originates from the previous owner of the refrigerator -- usually some old guy named Frank who enjoys smoking cigarettes in the car with the windows up. The fridge is usually accompanied by old food stains, which are almost always sticky and have dog hair stuck in them. The outside color of the fridge was once white, but now is a discolored yellow hue with many rust stains. Most notable about the fridge is the distinct smell which permeates all food put inside of it. The smell is that of old man, cigarette smoke, wet dog, and rotting tomato sauce. It is also used to hide teenager's Bud Lights, as no one will ever find them there, as the family rarely ever ventures into Frank's Fridge.
Dad: There is no room inside of the refrigerator for my home-made soup, go put it out in Frank's Fridge.

Children: Nooooo! Don't do that or it will taste like crap!

Mom: Just put it in Franks, you weren't going to eat Dad's soup anyways.
by Hershey The Dog January 30, 2010
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shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.
by rumii May 2, 2018
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nigger fridge

1950s era rusted refridgerator with nothing but kool-aid and hot dog water in it.
Termaine opened his nigger fridge and was disappointed that his hoe finished off the mutha fuckin jungle juice.
by Darieth January 3, 2009
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Fidgetsexual

A stupid TikTok trend that eight year olds fake mental disorders and to mock sexuality’s.
Uwu I’m fidgetsexual because I have anxiety

Normal person: shut the fuck up dumb bitch.
by damionfrida 67 April 18, 2021
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Fridge

A box that cools down food, thus preserving it for longer. What, were you expecting me to say its a word for anal sex or something? Get your mind out of the gutter.
Person 1: You know what a fridge is, right?
Person 2: What, anal sex?
Person 1: No, it preserves food you fucking dimwit.
by Steamkaptain July 28, 2021
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Fridge Fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.
Adam0 "I got fridge fucked this morning at 2am. Balls."

Luke- "Have a Heineken."
by ltm2ww December 9, 2008
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