fell off the wagon

When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...

Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.

by not_really_me March 15, 2004

Fellating

(adjective) The act of performing Fellatio.

“Last week Fat Peter and Jean-Coq had a touch too much Manischewitz and began fellating one another. They have been BFFs every since.”

by HarryPro January 6, 2019

dick fell out

1) one's dick falls out of the fly in one's boxers
2) to make a stupid mistake
3) an excuse

Wow Jimmy, you really missed that shot bad. -Sorry guys, my dick fell out on that one.

Shit! I added instead of subtracted. My dick fell out on that problem.

by Matt Kimmons May 10, 2006

fellate

The action of performing fellatio.

"Fellate me now, or lose me forever!"

by Richard O'Neill March 5, 2009

she's no fun, she fell right over

Sardonically used, when someone trips and falls.

"That poor girl just slipped on a banana peel." "She's no fun, she fell right over." From Firesign Theatre skit. Preceeded by "let's put her on her head."

by Liberte July 28, 2006

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Fellatio Sanz

n. To receive a blowjob or "fellatio" from SNL cast member Horatio Sanz.

1. I heard Tina Fey got a Fellatio Sanz after last week's episode of SNL. YES THAT'S RIGHT, TINA FEY.

2. Maybe if Hertio Sanz were funnier he could get more work and wouldn't have to give other men the Fellatio Sanz to get rent money.

by Quinn Mallory February 7, 2006